Tailor of Gloucester?

Here is my sewing assistant, Remy, hard at work:




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Penelope: Hey, Remy...can you help me re-hem these pants?

Remy: Sure, no problem. Will you wear these with flats or heels?

P: Hmmm.....flats, I think. What forms of payment do you accept?

R: You can pay me in Swiss.

P: Swiss franc?

R: No, Swiss cheese.... if you don't have any, cheddar is ok, too. Just leave it on the doorstep. Make sure you put your name on it so I know it is from you.

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Remy's specialty is hemming pants. In return, he is fed fine cheeses and given a nice matchstick box to sleep in.
:o)